"... whilst watching it’s just about enough to keep you moderately interested, but as soon as the credits role, the air of pointlessness lingers." [...]
"As a film, the path it follows generally doesn’t stray far from a well-trodden path, and if it wasn’t for the caliber of the stars, it wouldn’t be as engaging as it is." [...]
"The first entry into what will be Smith's experimentally haphazard True North Trilogy makes The Human Centipede look like the Citizen Kane of the mad scientist realm of schlock." [...]